A Question And More For Candyman Poroshenko

I hear the recent elections went well.But sympathies for having to make a coalition government with the rat face Yatsenyuk.
But i also hear of the other elections soon to come in Donetsk and Lughansk.
What's the matter??? Can't get your military to slaughter enough of their own people to solidify Ukraine's slavery to the west??

Been reading media here.Both new republics are readying for when you come calling,after all can't have any real self determination here..We might decide to cut your aid/bribe money..
But you'll go,like the bought and paid for property you are.
Another 4/5/10,000.What's it matter anyway?Just so long as you get that 40 room dacha on the Black Sea eh??

I can just hear the call now from your owners..

Petro..Petro,it's time to go kill people again,you like that don't you??"Sounds of begging and panting from you".
Now sit up and beg nicely for your next million Euro..."Woof Woof,Woof...
There,that's a nice little plaything.."Pats you on your head"